Pre-selection of anecdotes.
24.03.2011 08:03:38
MarVanna crucified before the fifth "B":
- What is the time: "it is clear, it is clear, you clean up ..."?
Vovochka, thoughtfully:
- Must be - pre-Christmas.
- I'm his favorite New Year's gift to put under the tree!
- And did she say?
- And she had so far and is looking for: taiga something big!
Tree - a tree, a corpse whose children are having fun in the New Year.
Son of sppashivaet matepi Single:
- Mother, mother, and who my dad?
- Santa Mopoz! - The evil responsible mother.
- What is it? - Wondering boy.
- Ppishel night, did podapok and more of it never seen before.
If at a party over the New Year it comes to cake, it means a holiday failed ...
Morning of January 1 man wakes up because he badly wants to use the toilet. 2 hours in bed a spit - does not pass. Already holding a cross and legs, and hands clamped ... Swearing and staggering rises on stenochke goes to the toilet, pulls the end, looking at him reproachfully and said:
-Here is where you want, I get up .....
- What is the time: "it is clear, it is clear, you clean up ..."?
Vovochka, thoughtfully:
- Must be - pre-Christmas.
- I'm his favorite New Year's gift to put under the tree!
- And did she say?
- And she had so far and is looking for: taiga something big!
Tree - a tree, a corpse whose children are having fun in the New Year.
Son of sppashivaet matepi Single:
- Mother, mother, and who my dad?
- Santa Mopoz! - The evil responsible mother.
- What is it? - Wondering boy.
- Ppishel night, did podapok and more of it never seen before.
If at a party over the New Year it comes to cake, it means a holiday failed ...
Morning of January 1 man wakes up because he badly wants to use the toilet. 2 hours in bed a spit - does not pass. Already holding a cross and legs, and hands clamped ... Swearing and staggering rises on stenochke goes to the toilet, pulls the end, looking at him reproachfully and said:
-Here is where you want, I get up .....
